

Follow the road to the north-south crossroads and go south. Return to the now lowered bridge and cross it with a victorious spring in your step. Head all the way north, then east and south to find the drawbridge controls. Proceed north from town and you automatically receive a quest to lower the Orque drawbridge. Take the outhouse back and return, then deliver the plans to the Army General at Fort Discharge. Use it to blow up the bomb and head to town. Head to the western outpost and collect the bazooka from a soldier there. Head back west to complete this quest and return. He'll give you another quest to obtain the Orque battle plans. Speak to the outpost soldier just beyond Sandy for a couple of quest regarding the Comm tower and complete them. She'll give you three quests to recover the Thong of Cuisine, the Thong of Generosity, and the Thong of Compassion. In the next area, follow the jungle path and have a nice chat with Sandy. Witness the tragic fate of your fellow escapees, head on into the Orque army base and murdelate the Orque boss there with righteous Justice, then head through the newly opened gate and leave this area. Head to the bridge NE of the camp and fool the guard there to cross, and also to unlock this achievement: If you're having trouble with the password, just go all the way north and listen to the Orques talk for a while.

Once you've gathered everything you need, go into your inventory and equip the Orque armor set, then combine the chicken quill, the ink, and the toilet paper to forge an ID. Head east out of the conspicuously insecure POW camp and search the areas beyond to acquire the items you need. Do not grind these up for cash as you will need them for a quest later. Around now, you'll probably notice the pieces of scrap metal you've been picking up. You'll receive a set of subquests to collect an Orque uniform, forge an Orque ID, and learn the secret password. Speak with the three quest-giving POW's around the camp, answering their inquiries as sarcastically as you wish. Head through the linear initial area until you end up in the POW camp and you'll receive an initial quest to escape the POW camp. Take your cue from that to determine which way you need to go when instructed by the walkthrough. Tons of Hilarious NEW Quests and Characters: Battle your way through over 150 new quests and puzzles and meet a brand new cast of hilarious characters in the funniest game ever involving…thongs.Note: Throughout this walkthrough, the top of the screen will be referred to as "north" for purposes of directional guidance.Use your magical skills as Sparkles the wizard or your kung-fu moves as the new ninjatastic Steve. Sidekick Co-Op Mode is BACK, and it Brought A Friend: Grab a friend and choose one of two hilarious sidekicks to help save the world in co-operative couch play.All NEW Loot to Collect!: Vanquish evil using an all new array of weapons, armor, and loot spanning different eras of history.Hilarious NEW Story of EPIC Proportions: Guide DeathSpank on an all new voyage spanning massive war-torn battlefields, savage seas, and more as he hunts down magical thongs in an effort to combine their powers and create peace and harmony in the universe.Experience fast paced action-RPG combat with over 150 quests and tons of weapons, armor and loot to collect. Join DeathSpank in the hunt for the Thongs of Virtue! Fight through war-torn battlefields, tame the High Plains and sail the savage seas.
